Where's Sherlock when you need him?

Check out my new clothes!

I'm styling huh?!  What, you can't see them? Oh, I am sorry.... I can't see them either because I lost my bag in the mall. I say lost, as in put down and swiped by someone else.  Traced my steps, couldn't recover the items.  Left my name in the  3 stores I was in and nobody has called me.  Booooo! I hope it made someones day. Meanwhile, I will be wearing the same things I always do. B-to-the-oring!